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50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Sweatshirt — Funny 50th Birthday Crewneck
White / S
$23.44
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A soft, confidence-filled crewneck that speaks for itself. This midweight sweatshirt carries a clean, minimal design with bold, centered typography: AUTHENTIC — 50 YEARS — OF NOT GIVING A DAMN. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or when you want to show a wry sense of self that doesn’t need to shout. The tubular, seam-free body and ribbed collar hold shape through repeated wear. Inside, a tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free, while responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes make it an easier choice for conscious wardrobes. It layers easily under a coat or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, lived-in look that reads equal parts lived experience and dry humor.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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50 Years of Not Giving a Damn Sweatshirt — Funny 50th Birthday Crewneck
$23.44
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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