{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-apron-i-cook-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-chef-gift","title":"Funny Kitchen Apron — \"I Cook Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon\" Chef Gift","description":"This lively kitchen apron brings bold personality to the everyday. Made from lightweight, quick-drying polyester with a silky finish, it drapes comfortably while standing up to splashes and spills. The graphic centers on a confident home cook stirring a steaming pot beneath the cheeky phrase “I cook because punching people is frowned upon,” surrounded by warm kitchen details — fresh produce, wooden spoons, and a jar labeled “love.” Two roomy front pockets hold spatulas, recipe cards, or a phone. The adjustable neck strap and choice of black or white straps with a durable black buckle let you customize the fit. Wear it while pacing through weekday dinners, hosting a laid-back brunch, or cooking up comfort food for friends; it adds humor and heart to the work of feeding people you love.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining, and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Two spacious front pockets for utensils and tools\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable neck strap with black buckle for a custom fit\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric with a silky finish for comfortable movement\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of black or white strap color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":47542113632443,"sku":"78384542271632073214","price":22.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3156\/2171\/files\/1786450981010592241_2048.jpg?v=1777340316","url":"https:\/\/www.kindoracreations.com\/products\/funny-kitchen-apron-i-cook-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-chef-gift","provider":"Kindora Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}